SEO Hell: Will the real search engine page please stand up?

You know it seems like a simple task to find a famous person’s Facebook page and just become a friend or fan or whatever. Unfortunately, there are all these bottom feeders that just post up a site that has virtually nothing to do with the famous person in question. You should see the scary Malcolm Gladwell look-a-likes on Facebook! And yet it always surprises me that even the most obscure famous person always has some wannabe silly person, with either a tattoo of them on their arm or a portrait of themselves, on a fake site of the famous person. The dead give away is when they have like 3 fans!

I’ve done searches for many people/companies/things before and this is a source of frustration for me. I just want the authentic connection to be out there in bold writing: The Official Site of WHOEVER? I feel like this is all over the Internet as well. The conundrum of searches leads you head first into search engine hell. This is where the mere mention of some topic can lead you down a dead end path or wasted time sifting out the real kernel of fact. I thought computers would save us time? Huh.

I mean right now I could mention Rocket Science and boom, I will be up on a search engine list as a notation mentioning this topic when my article has little to do with this topic. Well, later I will get into the fine components of a brain surgery, but not now. ☺

I am just saying that as this beast of an Internet explodes, in all our homes, we will need nerdy search police that regulate what is actual content and what is an anomaly. And even as I say it the tasks seems too vast for humans to actual capture, so perhaps we will need to retain the services of finely skilled monkeys or something.

Oh and the worst are those fake websites, you know the ones I mean. They have paid for good placement of search words and now you are caught in their fake website trying to get to the granular of info that was listed in their search listing that seemingly does not exist.

But if nothing else, my favorite chuckle, I always get, is when you look up say, “serial killers” and you get in the paid frame at Google: serial killers ON SALE AT TARGET! Really, time to bring in the monkeys, people. Feel free to vent your favorite search engine hell dead ends. ☺